On the trails with Rural Cass Snowmobile Club

Signs of Snow Addiction!

• When you’re truck is in the driveway because your new sled is in the garage
• When you thumb twitches at the forecast of snow
• When your email address refers to your sled instead of you
• If your neighbors refer to you as “the guy with the snowmobiles”
• When you spend a Saturday morning in July at your local dealer talking sleds
• When you save your broken sled parts for the memories
• When your wife knows parts by name and she doesn’t want to
• When you stop in the middle of nowhere and thank God you’re still alive
• When a part just fell off your sled an dyou wonder how much weight you just saved

Snow Addicts don’t go to meetings…they go snowmobiling!  The first part of recovery is admitting you have a problem.

• Prays for snow every night.
• Turns on the Weather Channel first thing every morning.
• Curses the Weather Channel second thing every morning.
• Doesn’t like to be passed under any circumstances.
• Wants a new snowmobile every year.
• Would rather ride than watch the Super Bowl.
• Wishes he could forget about the speed limit.
• Feels that no snowmobile suit is ever out of fashion, or too dirty to wear.
• Would never admit to being tired out when riding with buddies.
• Has no trouble choosing between an aftermarket pipe, or a new couch for the living room.
• Is about as friendly as a grizzly bear when someone “high marks” him.
• Refers to standing around as “wasting daylight.”
• Thumb twitches when snow is forecast.
• Enjoys the smell of two-cycle exhaust and the sound of revving engines.
• Carries enough odds and ends in his “possibles bag” to make it home, regardless.
• Views a heavy, fresh snowfall as an invitation to paradise.
• Considers burgers, fries and malts a delicacy.
• Can locate gas stations like a coon dog on a hot trail.
• Considers his exact sled width when approaching two trees, out of control, and careening downhill.
• Always knows (with GPS precision) which way is back.

Got a sledding joke you think we should publish? Email it to us at snowmobileclub@yahoo.com.