On the trails with Rural Cass Snowmobile Club

• Prays for snow every night.
• Turns on the Weather Channel first thing every morning.
• Curses the Weather Channel second thing every morning.
• Doesn’t like to be passed under any circumstances.
• Wants a new snowmobile every year.
• Would rather ride than watch the Super Bowl.
• Wishes he could forget about the speed limit.
• Feels that no snowmobile suit is ever out of fashion, or too dirty to wear.
• Would never admit to being tired out when riding with buddies.
• Has no trouble choosing between an aftermarket pipe, or a new couch for the living room.
• Is about as friendly as a grizzly bear when someone “high marks” him.
• Refers to standing around as “wasting daylight.”
• Thumb twitches when snow is forecast.
• Enjoys the smell of two-cycle exhaust and the sound of revving engines.
• Carries enough odds and ends in his “possibles bag” to make it home, regardless.
• Views a heavy, fresh snowfall as an invitation to paradise.
• Considers burgers, fries and malts a delicacy.
• Can locate gas stations like a coon dog on a hot trail.
• Considers his exact sled width when approaching two trees, out of control, and careening downhill.
• Always knows (with GPS precision) which way is back.

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